Was thinking about this old school yard taunt earlier:
Your momma, Your daddy, and your bald headed granny with her finger in her fanny…
In hindsight, that’s really an awful visual we were painting for each other.
Archive for the ‘Journal Entries’ category
8/17/11
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August 8th, 2011With poultry, as in life, I am a breast man.
5/6/11
July 20th, 2011Had something to write about earlier while I reheated dinner but have since forgotten.
Desire to make scones is strong.
The sideplots about what The Girls Gone Wild cameramen do on their days off (i.e. go-carting, bowling) in The Girls Gone Wild show on HD Net are like plot in a porn film. No one cares – show boobs.
5/5/2011
July 18th, 2011Was interviewing myself while I made dinner earlier. Not sure what I was asking myself – something like, “Why did you put that empty guacamole container back in the fridge?” in an English accent. I have no good reason for any of this.
Saw a guy riding a Segway earlier who wasn’t a security person or selling something. Odd.
Spent 15 minutes deleting channels on an iPhone TV guide app. Soothing in it’s monotony.
5/4/2011
July 4th, 2011Hair is frizzy tonight. Spent a minute looking at it from different angles while I urinated before bed.
On Iron Chef, you can tell when the Italian Chef, Kobe, is going to be chosen to compete because he doesn’t rise up with the other chefs otherwise.
I dislike Mo Rocca. And Larry David.