I told my girlfriend that the whole grain bread I bought from Trader Joe’s is SUPER-ASS. She asked me if that was good or bad? Like compacted sawdust I says.
- I have retired my pants for the evening. #ThingsSaidAt5:27PM , 2011/12/29
- Is bread really necessary for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches? , 2011/12/27
- If you're inebriated and a member of your family calls, let it go to voicemail. #Advice , 2011/12/26
- Damn... That vacuum looks badass. #ThingsSaidAt9:36PMOnAThrusday , 2011/11/04
- If a deaf person falls in the middle of the forrest and no one is around, does she make a sound? #Ponderings , 2011/09/29
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About Phil
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What is to tell? Phil is the kind of guy where if you saw him walking down the street, you might consider turning and walking the other way. Not because he seems intimidating or mean. Not even because he's so particularly unpleasing to the eye. But, more likely, because of his fragrant aroma - an enchanting musk, if you will.
He lives in the great city of Seattle, WA and performs in the great band of Stay Tuned. He performs music. He designs and develops on the computer. He occasionally bathes, frequently enjoys chips and salsa, and cannot get enough of the original Iron Chef.
He lives a simple and uneventful life and rarely has anything of interest to say - Which is precisely why he has created his own blog. It seemed easier and slightly less lame than setting up a fucking Twitter account.
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What is to tell? Phil is the kind of guy where if you saw him walking down the street, you might consider turning and walking the other way. Not because he seems intimidating or mean. Not even because he's so particularly unpleasing to the eye. But, more likely, because of his fragrant aroma - an enchanting musk, if you will.